| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| WV: Go outside and begin LARPing immediately. | 311 |
| Rose: Attach a W to face as a fake moustache. | 311 |
| honk. | 311 |
| dear dave, | 311 |
| John: Prepare for nap. | 311 |
| Dirk: What the hell is that who you are here? | 311 |
| ======> | 311 |
| Dave: Take a juggling club. | 311 |
| ==> | 311 |
| AND SO I WILL RISE. | 311 |
| John: Look to your room! | 311 |
| ALPHA MALE: GO OVER THERE. | 311 |
| ==> | 311 |
| ======> | 311 |
| ======> | 311 |
| Sollux: Look out window. | 311 |
| ==> | 311 |
| Jane: Just check out Cal. | 311 |
| Dave: Get hassled. | 311 |
| ==> | 311 |