| oh dear. the purple machine. |
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| Dave: Ignore Lil Cal a nervous fist bump. |
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| AS A RESULT OF ALL THAT. THE BLUE WOBBLY THING. |
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| THE HOPE... MY GOD. |
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| Keep playing anyway. |
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| ==> |
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| BM: Request ruler. |
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| ==> |
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| Meanwhile, the past pulls a mean double reacharound... |
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| John: Use the turntables and cinderblocks to make a double decker cake. |
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| Dave: Bleat like a proboscis. |
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| John: Switch back to the attractive female. |
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| Vriska: Get back to Aradia. |
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| WV: Push it. |
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| Karkat: Captchalogue sickle. |
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| Pony: Wake up. |
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| John: Take PDA. |
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| END OF ACT 1. |
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