| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| ==> | 273 |
| Sollux: Wake up. | 273 |
| John: Spy in the lid of the letter. | 273 |
| ==> | 273 |
| ==> | 273 |
| John: Proceed to stairwell. | 273 |
| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU PIPSQUEAK | 273 |
| John: Investigate. | 273 |
| Jade: Turn around. | 273 |
| ==> | 273 |
| ==> | 273 |
| WV: Use glowing green rock to open can with your loving wife and daughter. | 273 |
| Dave: Get phone. | 273 |
| Try again. | 273 |
| ==> | 273 |
| ==> | 273 |
| Dave: Resist great urge to seek revenge. | 273 |
| ==> | 273 |
| ==> ==> | 273 |
| John: Bone up on Nannaquin, see what's cookin'! | 273 |