| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Dave: Wake up and commence the adventurin'. | 273 |
| John: Open map. | 273 |
| ==> | 273 |
| ======> | 273 |
| ==> | 273 |
| WV: Be the awesome coolkid. | 273 |
| Months in the future... | 273 |
| DD?: Listen to DD?. | 273 |
| And much earlier than that... | 273 |
| Vriska: Go back into the living room. | 273 |
| ==> | 273 |
| END OF ACT 1. | 273 |
| ==> | 273 |
| Sollux: Wake up. | 273 |
| John: Spy in the lid of the letter. | 273 |
| ==> | 273 |
| ==> | 273 |
| John: Proceed to stairwell. | 273 |
| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU PIPSQUEAK | 273 |
| John: Investigate. | 273 |