| John: Leave a surprise for the WQ. |
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| John: Who cares, just ride the pony already. |
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| AR: Prepare gift for the citizen cans. |
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| Dave: Search the bathroom for something slightly less damp. |
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| MALE: DO A DANCE ON THE NARROW CATWALK! |
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| MALE: DO A DANCE ON THE FLOOR THERE. |
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| Meanwhile, the past again. |
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| STORY RECTANGLE: ZOOM IN ON RAUNCHY SEDUCTION. |
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| DO THE WINDY THING DO THE WINDY THING DO THE POTTED VEGETABLE INSTEAD. IT LOOKS DELICIOUS. |
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| Karkat: Answer. |
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| Dirk: Exit. |
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| John: Reunite with your weak pathetic digits. |
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| Gamzee: Take a look. |
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| END OF ACT 1. |
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| Equius: Get up and jam. |
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| John: Acquire hammer and pogo hammer. |
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| Enter name. |
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