| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| ==> | 332 |
| Jake: Deploy Terry Kiser. | 332 |
| ======> | 332 |
| ==> | 332 |
| Terezi: Examine douthchebag. | 332 |
| Rose: Check status of Sburb and the impaled crow. | 332 |
| ==> | 332 |
| ==> | 332 |
| ==> | 332 |
| Open it! Open it!!! | 332 |
| ==> | 332 |
| ==> | 332 |
| Dave: Be the leader. | 332 |
| Jack: Be the imp. | 332 |
| Dave: Bleat like a flagellum and puke on your turntable. | 332 |
| Rose: Prepare for imminent windfall. | 332 |
| Jade: Transportalize as far down as you can as fast as you can as fast as you can observe. | 332 |
| Jade: Go explore the house. | 332 |
| ==> | 332 |
| Sollux: Pester Terezi. | 332 |