| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Roxy: Wail like an imbecile and shit on your arm... | 331 |
| John: Get trolled by GC. | 331 |
| ==> | 331 |
| John: Leave a surprise for the commercial zones. | 331 |
| Jack: Stop being the other asshole. | 331 |
| John: Combine second pipe with clever disguise. | 331 |
| > > == = | 331 |
| John: Blast off. | 331 |
| ==> | 331 |
| Kanaya: Equip chainsaw. | 331 |
| ==> | 331 |
| Jade: Pester Dave. | 331 |
| Calliope: Examine black tome. | 331 |
| ==> | 331 |
| ==> | 331 |
| END OF ACT 1. | 331 |
| John: Switch back to the attractive female. | 331 |
| Dave: Stop being that guy. | 331 |
| ==> | 331 |
| ======> | 331 |