| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| BOY I SAID GET YER ASS UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU PIPSQUEAK | 309 |
| Jack: Greet visitor. | 309 |
| ==> | 309 |
| Dave: Wake up again. | 309 |
| John: Go to the highest point of the present... | 309 |
| ==> | 309 |
| ======> | 309 |
| ==> | 309 |
| ==> | 309 |
| UU: Defeat uu. | 309 |
| Jane: Go to bedroom. | 309 |
| Enter name. | 309 |
| ==> | 309 |
| John: Get sledgehammer and card. | 309 |
| Rose: Hop over counter, landing in a jar and self portrait photo. | 309 |
| Equius: Proceed to computer. | 309 |
| ==> | 309 |
| SERIOUSLY. CAN I GET DUNKED AS FUCK. | 309 |
| WV: Wave about in a 1980's time-lapse montage. | 309 |
| You are now... | 309 |