| Tavros: Lead fearsome entourage into ruins. |
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| Eridan: Do something less boring. |
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| Locate fourth wall. |
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| Jane: Answer Strider. |
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| AS A RESULT OF ALL THAT. THE BLUE WOBBLY THING. |
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| Vriska: Check on Sollux. |
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| Terezi: Go get a bookmark. |
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| Your deceased pet. |
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| Rose, I must leave now. |
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| Dave: Clean up the can of MAYO and affix to sash. |
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| Hours in the closet. |
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| Dave: Check out green tome. |
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| John: Go over the river and through the air shooting two guns at once. |
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| WV: Welcome the rest into the living room. |
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| Jade: Realize you can hold. |
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| END OF ACT 1. |
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