| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| John: Pick up the juice. | 304 |
| Dave: Wake up. | 304 |
| ==> | 304 |
| ==> | 304 |
| Ok, I already picked both of those characters. Time to move on. | 304 |
| ==> | 304 |
| ==> | 304 |
| THE HOPE... MY GOD. | 304 |
| Jade: Explore the other asshole. | 304 |
| ==> | 304 |
| Rose: Use pogo ride in John's bathroom. | 304 |
| ==> | 304 |
| Jack: Look at the other asshole. | 304 |
| Enter name. | 304 |
| ==> | 304 |
| ====> | 304 |
| Jade: Pick up sledgehammer. | 304 |
| ==> | 304 |
| AH: This is ridiculous. | 304 |
| To begin your mission. | 304 |