| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Jade: Move Dave's bed to the local amphibious fauna. | 336 |
| ======> | 336 |
| ==> | 336 |
| John: Be the other asshole. | 336 |
| ======> | 336 |
| john, stop talking to the attractive female. | 336 |
| YES!!!!!!!!!!! | 336 |
| Dave: Use the razor on the matter. | 336 |
| ........... | 336 |
| ==> | 336 |
| AND SO I GET DUNKED AS FUCK. | 336 |
| ==> | 336 |
| Sollux: Enter name. | 336 |
| Vriska: Deal with Karkat. | 336 |
| ==> | 336 |
| ==> | 336 |
| PM: Command John to ease your nerves. | 336 |
| Ok, one more time. | 336 |
| GO BACK TO OUR STORY. | 336 |
| Jane: Back to the chest. | 336 |