| Be Jake. |
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| Kanaya: Return to surface. |
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| DAAAAAAAAAAAMN. |
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| ==> |
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| WV: Press Tab. |
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| ANYWAY, BACK TO OUR STORY. |
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| Terezi: Troll this worthless human. |
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| ==> |
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| Jake: Proceed to stairwell. |
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| Lab: Drop. |
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| Don't I know you? |
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| STRIKE THE WITCH. |
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| ==> |
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| John: Go in the future... |
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| Terezi: Inspect noise. |
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| WV: Attempt to open can with your loving wife and daughter. |
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| John: First, be the other asshole. |
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| Dave: Chill with Dave. |
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| Terezi: Cut to the meter stick. |
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| Calliope: Flip to page 1. |
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