| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Equius: Proceed to computer. | 317 |
| KISS THAT GIRL YOU PIPSQUEAK | 317 |
| ==> | 317 |
| Terezi: Orchestrate demise of the first visible captchalogue card. | 317 |
| Rose: Use pogo ride in John's bathroom. | 317 |
| Dave: Clean up this mess. | 317 |
| John: Look to your room! | 317 |
| ==> | 317 |
| ====> | 317 |
| Dave: Combine fetus in a cautious manner. | 317 |
| John: Go back inside. | 317 |
| Dave: Take the cake! | 317 |
| ==> | 317 |
| Jack: Be the imp. | 317 |
| ====> | 317 |
| Terezi: Sniff around for clues. | 317 |
| ==> | 317 |
| Rose: Go through door. | 317 |
| END OF ACT 1. | 317 |
| John: => SWITCH 3. | 317 |