| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Roxy: Jump ahead a hundred pages or so. | 311 |
| ALPHA MALE: GO OUTSIDE. | 311 |
| John: Locate Tumor. | 311 |
| Skip to the other girl. | 311 |
| John: Go out to be strong. | 311 |
| Dave: Pester Rose. | 311 |
| John: Read book. Be the mysterious spider girl. | 311 |
| Jack: Wait. | 311 |
| John: Acquire hammer and return it to specibus. | 311 |
| Roxy: Proceed to Quest Bed. | 311 |
| ==> | 311 |
| ==> | 311 |
| ==> | 311 |
| ==> | 311 |
| Years in the LOHACSE. | 311 |
| ==> | 311 |
| ==> | 311 |
| THE DUDE PILE. DOESN'T STOP. FROM GETTING TALLER. | 311 |
| ==> | 311 |
| Dave: Exit your room, and go into the garbage disposal. | 311 |