| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| John: Check Pesterchum. | 268 |
| Open it! Open it!!! | 268 |
| John: Blast off. | 268 |
| WV: Turn on your turntable. | 268 |
| ======> | 268 |
| ........... | 268 |
| ==> | 268 |
| ==> | 268 |
| Dave: Take sip of the first visible captchalogue card. | 268 |
| ==> | 268 |
| Rose: Writhe like a proboscis. | 268 |
| Jade: Move Dave's bed to the newly created hole. | 268 |
| John: Forget it. Go back inside. | 268 |
| ==> | 268 |
| Roxy: Open to random page. | 268 |
| ==> | 268 |
| SO I WILL RISE. | 268 |
| Jack: Look at the other asshole. | 268 |
| ==> | 268 |
| Roxy: Break some glass. | 268 |