| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Jack: Call a witness. | 352 |
| John: Go outside and begin LARPing immediately. | 352 |
| ======> | 352 |
| HONK. | 352 |
| ==> ==> | 352 |
| Dave: Captcharoid the hologram of your own pee for the citizen cans. | 352 |
| Jack: Forge blade out of the present... | 352 |
| John: Go get cane. | 352 |
| ======> | 352 |
| John: => SWITCH 2. | 352 |
| o | 352 |
| Kanaya: Check on Sollux. | 352 |
| Jade: Gracefully fly to the chase and play card games immediately. | 352 |
| ==> | 352 |
| John: Practice with new weapon. | 352 |
| ==> ==> | 352 |
| SNOP | 352 |
| ==> | 352 |
| Skip to the other guy. | 352 |
| Jack: Be the imp. | 352 |