| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| John: => SWITCH 2. | 352 |
| ======> | 352 |
| John: Go get cane. | 352 |
| Jack: Forge blade out of the present... | 352 |
| Dave: Captcharoid the hologram of your own pee for the citizen cans. | 352 |
| Dave: Resist great urge to ride bro's rocket board. | 352 |
| ==> ==> | 352 |
| ======> | 352 |
| John: Go outside and begin LARPing immediately. | 352 |
| Jack: Call a witness. | 352 |
| Aradia: Check on lusus. | 352 |
| ======> | 351 |
| ==> | 351 |
| FINE. JOHN. RETURN TO YOUR FRIEND UNIT. | 351 |
| John: Connect to server player. | 351 |
| AND SO I GET DUNKED AS FUCK. | 351 |
| ==> | 351 |
| ==> | 351 |
| Hell. | 351 |
| ==> ==> | 351 |