| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| WV: Check book on desk. | 328 |
| Exit. | 328 |
| John: Calm down, it'll be alright. | 328 |
| AND SO I GET DUNKED AS FUCK. | 328 |
| Calliope: Flip to page 1. | 328 |
| ==> | 328 |
| SO IN THE BITCHES. | 328 |
| ==> | 328 |
| ==> | 328 |
| Rose: Be the other girl. | 328 |
| HOMOSUCK. | 328 |
| ==> | 328 |
| ==> ==> | 328 |
| ==> | 328 |
| Karkat: Go back into the great outdoors. | 328 |
| AR: Find a rocket launcher. | 328 |
| Tavros: Go outside and begin LARPing immediately. | 328 |
| HONK. | 328 |
| ======> | 328 |
| John: Investigate room for anything else of importance. | 328 |