| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Jane: Call GCat down from the purple machine. | 274 |
| WV: Go outside and begin LARPing immediately. | 274 |
| John: Captchalogue the beta. | 274 |
| ==> | 274 |
| Seconds in the future... | 274 |
| Try again. | 274 |
| Sollux: Enter name. | 274 |
| ======> | 274 |
| Meanwhile, the past again. | 274 |
| ==> | 274 |
| ==> | 274 |
| Hours in the closet. | 274 |
| stop stop stop stop stop. | 274 |
| AS SUCH, I MUST URGE YOU TO PLUNGE YOUR GRUBBY FISTS. | 274 |
| ==> | 274 |
| Dave: Get trolled by AT. | 274 |
| Be Dirk. | 274 |
| Roxy: Jump ahead a hundred pages or so. | 274 |
| John and WV?: Ascend. | 274 |
| ==> | 274 |