| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Rose: Writhe like a proboscis. | 326 |
| ======> | 326 |
| ==> | 326 |
| ======> | 326 |
| TT: Grab the Eldritch Princess. | 326 |
| Roxy: Look out window. | 326 |
| ==> | 326 |
| John: Go to the story jackass. | 326 |
| Meanwhile, in the box. | 326 |
| END OF ACT 1. | 326 |
| ==> | 326 |
| Terezi: Cut to the meter stick. | 326 |
| BOY. | 326 |
| AND NOW, IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME. | 326 |
| John: Captchalogue Colonel's big book. | 326 |
| Equius: Get up and jam. | 326 |
| ==> | 326 |
| ======> | 326 |
| MALE: BOGGLE VACANTLY AT THESE SHENANIGANS. | 326 |
| ==> | 326 |