| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| John: Pester Davesprite. | 341 |
| Rose: Examine book on Human Etiquette. | 341 |
| Enter name. | 341 |
| ==> | 341 |
| ==> | 341 |
| Jade: Combine rifle, iron lass suit and Wise Guy book. | 341 |
| Equius: Check on Rose. | 341 |
| Sollux: Look out window. | 341 |
| now my civil fellow, i have politely returned. | 341 |
| HOMOSUCK. | 341 |
| Jane: Ok, back to Aradia. | 341 |
| Jake: Examine posters. | 341 |
| ==> | 341 |
| Karkat: Check out bed. | 341 |
| John: Wake up and commence the adventurin'. | 341 |
| John: Examine Problem Sleuth game. | 341 |
| ==> | 341 |
| BM: Request ruler. | 341 |
| ======> | 341 |
| THAT'S THE END OF ACT 1. | 341 |