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| Dave: Be the other girl. |
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| WV: Try to understand. |
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| Dave: Take a juggling club. |
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| Jane: Abscond. |
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| Eridan: Do something less boring. |
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| Greetings. |
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| HOMOSUCK. |
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| WV: Use the razor on the counter. |
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| John: Combine ghost suit and particle accelerator |
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| Render the girl in a jar and Mr. T puppet. |
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| Sollux: Deal with your loving wife and daughter. |
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| DD: Ok, that's cool. Stop being the other half of your room! |
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| Years in the refrigerator to keep lookout? |
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| Rose: Examine book on Human Etiquette. |
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| John: Get trolled by GC. |
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| YOUR UNIMPATIENCE HAS BEEN SLAIN. |
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