| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| AH: This is ridiculous. | 317 |
| Jade: Draw air conditioner on roof. | 317 |
| ==> | 317 |
| Dirk: Check on prisoner. | 317 |
| Vriska: Deal with Terezi. | 317 |
| ==> | 317 |
| John: Connect to server player. | 317 |
| Dave: Be the leader. | 317 |
| Tavros: Roll up your toys! | 317 |
| ==> | 317 |
| ==> | 317 |
| ==> | 317 |
| John: => SWITCH 3. | 317 |
| John: Exit. | 317 |
| Vriska: Get back to the attractive female. | 317 |
| Jane: Answer Lalonde. | 317 |
| Dave: Allocate sword to strife specibus. | 317 |
| Jane: Keep absconding. | 317 |
| END OF ACT 1. | 317 |
| John: Proceed to second gate. | 317 |