| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Jack: Look at the piece of shit. | 319 |
| ======> | 319 |
| John: Get in. | 319 |
| Enter name. | 319 |
| ==> | 319 |
| TT: Pick up books. | 319 |
| Roxy: Wail like an alley cat and blow bubbles in your drink. | 319 |
| JOHN, I APOLOGIZE IN A DISTRACTING MANNER. | 319 |
| John: Proceed to second gate. | 319 |
| PM: Read the letter. | 319 |
| Terezi: Deal with your weak pathetic digits. | 319 |
| ==> | 319 |
| ==> | 319 |
| Rose: Drop something heavy on one of grandpa's beauties and outfit. | 319 |
| END OF ACT 1. | 319 |
| Jack: Carve pumpkin. | 319 |
| ==> | 319 |
| ==> | 319 |
| Jade: Squeal like a goat and piss on your desk. | 319 |
| ==> | 319 |