| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| John: Be the other asshole. | 314 |
| ==> | 314 |
| BOY I SAID GET YER ASS UP AND ALCHEMIZE STUFF GO GO GO. | 314 |
| Jade: Pester Karkat. | 314 |
| BOY. | 314 |
| HOMOSUCK. | 314 |
| John: Snap out of the letter. | 314 |
| Hussiebot: Hurry!!! | 314 |
| AH: Can you show us what's going on with John again? | 314 |
| John: Take the discs. | 314 |
| ======> | 314 |
| Hivebent | 314 |
| Rose: Head out the file already. | 314 |
| Rose: Flee room. | 314 |
| ==> | 314 |
| Jane: Take a look. | 314 |
| John: Search for power source. | 314 |
| Rose: Check self for unauthorized demolition. | 314 |
| Dave: Captchalogue sword. | 314 |
| Jack: Be the imp. | 314 |