| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Jade: Pester Karkat. | 288 |
| Rose: Look around for clues. | 288 |
| Vriska: Check on Sollux. | 288 |
| ==> | 288 |
| Jade: Take the cake! | 288 |
| Dave: Get phone. | 288 |
| ==> | 288 |
| Jane: Get hat. | 288 |
| ======> | 288 |
| John: Reunite with your own brain. | 288 |
| ==> | 288 |
| Dave: Consult with poppop. | 288 |
| SERIOUSLY. CAN I GET DUNKED AS FUCK. | 288 |
| ==> | 288 |
| QÛít„ | 288 |
| Yeah. | 288 |
| Meanwhile, hundreds of pages ago... | 288 |
| John: Chase the man, you want your book! | 288 |
| Dave: Take the can of custard. | 288 |
| John: Take the can labeled BEANS. | 288 |