| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| ==> | 350 |
| ======> | 350 |
| Jade: Be the troll girl. | 350 |
| Jack: Consume pumpkin. | 350 |
| John: Open the Package. | 350 |
| ==> | 350 |
| John: Get trolled by GC. | 350 |
| ======> | 350 |
| PM: Command John to ease your nerves. | 350 |
| Jane: Prepare to revive. | 350 |
| Dave: Go online and view sites indicative of your interests. | 350 |
| ==> | 350 |
| John: Ascend to the other other girl. | 350 |
| ==> | 350 |
| END OF ACT 1. | 350 |
| Terezi: Open memo. | 350 |
| Roxy: Say hi to everybody! | 350 |
| ==> | 350 |
| Jack: Quick, be the hat. Second, find dad. | 350 |
| Jade: Go and make haste to the story jackass. | 350 |