| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| ==> | 279 |
| John: Fondly regard desert night. | 279 |
| Hours in the car. | 279 |
| ==> | 279 |
| MALE: DO A DANCE ON THE NARROW CATWALK! | 279 |
| Meanwhile, the past again. | 279 |
| ==> | 279 |
| Calliope: See what you can go. | 279 |
| John: Check contents of safe. | 279 |
| ======> | 279 |
| ==> | 279 |
| Dave: Open Complete Bullshit. | 279 |
| ==> | 279 |
| Homestuck | 279 |
| = >= << | 279 |
| ==> | 279 |
| Dave: Go get a beverage. | 279 |
| ANYWAY, BACK TO OUR STORY. | 279 |
| END OF ACT 1. | 279 |
| John: => SWITCH 2. | 279 |