| John: Go outside and begin LARPing immediately. |
325 |
| ==> |
325 |
| Dirk: What the hell is that who you are talking to the kitchen back door. |
325 |
| Skip to the mausoleum. |
325 |
| Terezi: Go get your sword. |
325 |
| Jade: Pester Karkat. |
325 |
| Dave: Deploy and upgrade. |
325 |
| ======> |
325 |
| Jaspersprite: Say hi to cat. |
325 |
| Rose: Look at a book. |
325 |
| Jane: Run to your room! |
325 |
| John: Check status of battery. |
325 |
| ==> |
325 |
| ==> |
325 |
| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU WIMP |
325 |
| John: Surrender to overwhelming emotions. |
325 |
| END OF ACT 1. |
325 |
| Dave: Wake up again. |
325 |
| Rose: Pester John. |
325 |
| ==> |
325 |