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| Be future Jack Noir. | 343 |
| Examine room. | 343 |
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| MALE: GO OPEN THAT CHEST. | 343 |
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| Roxy: Proceed to the other 3 screens. | 343 |
| ==> | 343 |
| Dave: Combine shitty sword and Hella Jeff has a sweet update. | 343 |
| ======> | 343 |
| Eridan: Go home. | 343 |
| WV: Curiously prod the funny-looking spirograph. | 343 |
| ==> | 343 |
| Dirk: Jut your ass and twitch like a piglet and fertilize some plants. | 343 |
| END OF ACT 1. | 343 |