| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| John: Pick up car. | 269 |
| Jade: Captchalogue the card. | 269 |
| Examine room. | 269 |
| John: High-five Nannaquin. | 269 |
| You are now... | 269 |
| Stop being a wiseass and get that globe. | 269 |
| Vriska: Check out bed. | 269 |
| ==> | 269 |
| ==> | 269 |
| Jane: Turn page. | 269 |
| Sollux: Deal with your loving wife and daughter. | 269 |
| ==> | 269 |
| ==> | 269 |
| ==> | 269 |
| ==> | 269 |
| WV: Turn on your turntable. | 269 |
| Terezi: Take a prize from the purple machine. | 269 |
| Ball: Drop. | 269 |
| SERIOUSLY. CAN I GET DUNKED AS FUCK. | 269 |
| ==> | 269 |