| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| ==> | 312 |
| AND BY UPSET. | 312 |
| Seconds in the future... | 312 |
| Jaspersprite: Say hi to cat. | 312 |
| John: Search for a new friend. | 312 |
| ==> | 312 |
| PM: Command John to put fridge down. | 312 |
| AH: Recap first year of Homestuck. | 312 |
| Tavros: Admire posters. | 312 |
| ==> | 312 |
| ==> | 312 |
| AND NOW, IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME. | 312 |
| END OF ACT 1. | 312 |
| ==> | 312 |
| Rose: Plug in your drink. | 312 |
| John: Clean up the juice. | 312 |
| Jade: Move Dave's bed to the newly created hole. | 312 |
| oh wait | 312 |
| ==> | 312 |
| YES I WILL NEED YOU TO ADDRESS THIS DANGER. | 312 |