| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| ==> | 322 |
| Sollux: Deal with your loving wife and daughter. | 322 |
| PM: Command John to put fridge down. | 322 |
| BOY I SAID GET YER ASS UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU WIMP | 322 |
| Rose: Go explore the house. | 322 |
| ==> | 322 |
| ======> | 322 |
| Tavros: Roll up your toys! | 322 |
| ==> | 322 |
| ==> | 322 |
| AH: This is ridiculous. | 322 |
| ==> | 322 |
| Jane: Feed it to specibus. | 322 |
| AH: This is ridiculous. | 322 |
| DD: Check on lusus. | 322 |
| END OF ACT 1. | 322 |
| ======> | 322 |
| Roxy: Say hi to everybody! | 322 |
| ==> | 322 |
| ==> | 322 |