| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Jade: Proceed. | 339 |
| ==> | 339 |
| Dave: Exit your room, and go to mspaintadventures.com | 339 |
| Months in the future... | 339 |
| Jade: Give him a home. | 339 |
| Jade: Draw conksuck boot. | 339 |
| John: Combine ghost suit and particle accelerator | 339 |
| ==> | 339 |
| END OF ACT 1. | 339 |
| John: Connect to server player. | 339 |
| Calliope: Load wand. | 339 |
| John: Run to your right. | 339 |
| ====> | 339 |
| Dave: Install software. | 339 |
| ==> | 339 |
| Jade: Go explore the house. | 339 |
| Stop being a wiseass and get that globe. | 339 |
| ==> | 339 |
| ==> | 339 |
| ==> | 339 |