| Jack: Throw a knife down there to get a gab in edgeways. |
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| Rose: Use pogo ride in John's bathroom. |
270 |
| John: => SWITCH 2. |
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| Rose: Summon mystery fellow. |
270 |
| Jane: Take a look. |
270 |
| OH JEEZ. |
270 |
| Meanwhile, in the future... |
270 |
| Jane: Examine bunnies. |
270 |
| Terezi: Cut to the end. |
270 |
| Sollux: Deal with this guy. |
270 |
| John: Connect to server player. |
270 |
| Oh, oh! Do a fancy santa. |
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| Rose: Go find John. |
270 |
| Tavros: Take lance. |
270 |
| Aradia: Skip to the roof. |
270 |
| ==> |
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| Jade: Move Dave's bed to the attractive female. |
270 |
| ==> |
270 |
| END OF ACT 1. |
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| Rose: Hop over counter, landing in a jar and Mr. T puppet. |
270 |