| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| John: Check contents of safe. | 325 |
| Jack: Quick, be the pony. Second, trample Mom. | 325 |
| Rose: Insert coin. | 325 |
| ==> | 325 |
| Roxy: Descend. | 325 |
| John: Captachalogue pie tin. | 325 |
| Karkat: Be the other girl. | 325 |
| Jade: Build. | 325 |
| Way in the future... | 325 |
| Calliope: Tidy up Strider's apartment a little. | 325 |
| ======> | 325 |
| Dirk: Talk to alien. | 325 |
| ==> | 325 |
| Dave: Get beta. | 325 |
| Dave: Be the other asshole. | 325 |
| ==> | 325 |
| SO IN THE BITCHES. | 325 |
| Keep playing anyway. | 325 |
| ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 1 | 325 |
| Tavros: Lead fearsome entourage into ruins. | 325 |