| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| John: Open the Package. | 292 |
| Jade: Proceed to the old underwood. | 292 |
| Jade: Get trolled by GC. | 292 |
| John: Get trolled by GC. | 292 |
| John: Get trolled by GC. | 292 |
| ==> | 292 |
| ==> | 292 |
| ........... | 292 |
| ONE MORE BANNER PIECE OF SWAG IN MY DREAM. I AM LORDING IT OVER MY MINIONS. | 292 |
| John: Go get cane. | 292 |
| Jade: Stop being that guy. | 292 |
| Jade: Ascend. | 292 |
| ==> | 292 |
| Rose: Flee room. | 292 |
| Karkat: Troll this worthless human. | 292 |
| John: Search for carving apparatus. | 292 |
| Jake: Commence robroquest. | 292 |
| END OF ACT 1. | 292 |
| ======> | 292 |
| John: Run to your new guide. | 292 |