| John: Wear the scarf. Be the mysterious spider girl. |
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| AND SO I GET DUNKED AS FUCK. |
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| Jade: Put something weird in the future... |
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| Hours in the study. |
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| Jack: Quick, be the pony. Second, trample Mom. |
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| So, uh... what about all those other kids? |
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| Jane: Run to your new guide. |
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| Feferi: Proceed to Quest Bed. |
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| Jane: Check out green tome. |
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| WV: Examine contents of safe. |
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| Karkat: Troll this worthless human. |
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| THE DUDE PILE. DOESN'T STOP. FROM GETTING TALLER. |
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| AR: Find a rocket launcher. |
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| Karkat: Take card vault. |
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| So many years ago, entrenched in the future, but not many... |
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| WV: Be the other girl. |
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| AR: Quickly retrieve side arms. |
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| Jane: Feed it to specibus. |
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| ======> |
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| STORY RECTANGLE: ZOOM IN ON RAUNCHY SEDUCTION. |
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