| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| John: Be the other asshole. | 299 |
| ======> | 299 |
| IN MY DREAM. I AM LORDING IT OVER MY MINIONS. | 299 |
| Karkat: Be the leader. | 299 |
| Karkat: Deal with Karkat. | 299 |
| Karkat: Check out green tome. | 299 |
| TT: Deploy Cruxtruder. | 299 |
| ==> ==> | 299 |
| ======> | 299 |
| ME?? ==> | 299 |
| ==> | 299 |
| WV: Try to connect! | 299 |
| John: Go out to be strong. | 299 |
| Jade: Combine crystal ball and magic cue ball. | 299 |
| John: Go outside and get some sun. | 299 |
| ==> | 299 |
| Jake: Attempt to get that guy's attention. | 299 |
| END OF ACT 1. | 299 |
| ==> | 299 |
| TT: Put bathtub back. | 299 |