| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Jade: Get down to business. | 348 |
| Karkat: BLUH! | 348 |
| ==> | 348 |
| Jane: Check out magazine. | 348 |
| Jade: Explore the other girl. | 348 |
| Dave: Resist great urge to ride bro's rocket board. | 348 |
| Take her out. | 348 |
| Vriska: Begin meddling. | 348 |
| ====> | 348 |
| Jane: Check clock. | 348 |
| Rose: Pick up two items. | 348 |
| JOHN YOU ARE STUPID. | 348 |
| ====> | 348 |
| BOY, YOU'RE BEING VERY STUPID. | 348 |
| John: Clean up the can labeled BEANS. | 348 |
| Oh my god. | 348 |
| ==> | 348 |
| ======> | 348 |
| Rose: Pester John. | 348 |
| JOHN. RECYCLE THE GRIST AS WAS DICTATED BY YOUR COHORT. | 348 |