| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Jack: Get watch. | 286 |
| PM?: Grab the soiled toilet. | 286 |
| Jane: Examine door. | 286 |
| Jane: Be Jack Noir. | 286 |
| Maplehoof: Enter. | 286 |
| AH: Bust out shitty self portrait. | 286 |
| Dave: Go into the great outdoors. | 286 |
| John: Be the troll girl. | 286 |
| Jade: Pick up sledgehammer. | 286 |
| TT: Deploy Totem Lathe. | 286 |
| ==> | 286 |
| Jade: Go upstairs. | 286 |
| ==> | 286 |
| ==> | 286 |
| ==> | 286 |
| => | 286 |
| AND SO I WILL RISE. | 286 |
| Dave: Combine fetus in a rational, diplomatic manner. | 286 |
| Karkat: BLUH! | 286 |
| John: Press blue button. | 286 |