| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Take her out. | 354 |
| I GET DUNKED AS FUCK. | 354 |
| HOMOSUCK. | 354 |
| Jade: Examine magic 8-ball and magic 8 ball. | 354 |
| ==> | 354 |
| DD: Locate prince. | 354 |
| Back in the future... | 354 |
| John: Put the bunny back in the jumper shunty thing. | 354 |
| ==> | 354 |
| ==> | 354 |
| ======> | 354 |
| Karkat: Contact John. | 354 |
| ======> | 354 |
| Roxy: Pester Jake. | 354 |
| John: Use cruxite dowel on totem lathe. | 354 |
| END OF ACT 1. | 354 |
| ==>==>==>==>==> | 354 |
| Dirk: Examine sleazy Dersite rag. | 354 |
| ==> | 354 |
| ==> | 354 |