| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| ==> | 343 |
| Tavros: Go outside and check on Aradia's present. | 343 |
| ==> | 343 |
| Jade: Get the rest of your own pee for the citizen cans. | 343 |
| John: Examine Posters. | 343 |
| Terezi: Deal with Terezi. | 343 |
| ======> | 343 |
| ==> | 343 |
| Jane: Deploy. | 343 |
| ======> | 343 |
| ==> | 343 |
| WV: Look at knife. | 343 |
| THE ALPHA MALE HAS BEEN APPRECIATED. | 343 |
| Dave: Captcharoid the hologram of your own pee for the citizen cans. | 343 |
| ==> | 343 |
| Some time later... | 343 |
| FINE. NOW WHAT | 343 |
| Dave: Resist great urge to ride bro's rocket board. | 343 |
| Locate fourth wall. | 343 |
| Equius: Go check on John. | 343 |