| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| John: Search for a new word for powercord. | 273 |
| John: Switch modus and set it to Scrabble Points Hash Modus. | 273 |
| Kanaya: Return to computer lab. | 273 |
| ==> | 273 |
| WV: Attach your trusty knife. | 273 |
| Enter name. | 273 |
| ==> | 273 |
| ==> | 273 |
| John: Reunite with your own pee for the citizen cans. | 273 |
| ==> | 273 |
| ==> | 273 |
| ==> | 273 |
| ==> | 273 |
| Hell. | 273 |
| BOY, YOU'RE BEING VERY STUPID. | 273 |
| John: Look inside. | 273 |
| Sollux: Get back to work. | 273 |
| END OF ACT 1. | 273 |
| ======> | 273 |
| ======> | 273 |