| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| John: Snap out of bed. | 345 |
| Equius: Talk to alien. | 345 |
| ==> | 345 |
| Dirk: Admire fancy santa. | 345 |
| ======> | 345 |
| John: Pick up car. | 345 |
| Jade: Go and make haste to the chase and play card games immediately. | 345 |
| Roxy: Take book. | 345 |
| Wow. | 345 |
| John: Get trolled by AT. | 345 |
| ==> | 345 |
| Karkat: Open memo. | 345 |
| Tavros: Confer with network administrator. | 345 |
| PM?: Grab the soiled toilet. | 345 |
| ==> | 345 |
| ==> | 345 |
| ==> | 345 |
| Jack: Examine. | 345 |
| ==> | 345 |
| WV: Examine contents of wallet. | 345 |