| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Be Dirk. | 322 |
| ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 6 | 322 |
| ==> | 322 |
| ==========> | 322 |
| ==> | 322 |
| ==> | 322 |
| Dirk: Check out bed. | 322 |
| ==> | 322 |
| John: Get trolled by AT. | 322 |
| ==> | 322 |
| AH: Revive. | 322 |
| John: Acquire hammer and pogo ride. | 322 |
| ====> | 322 |
| Aradia: Skip to the story jackass. | 322 |
| Retrieve arms from... | 322 |
| Heir: Level up. | 322 |
| John: First, be the other asshole. | 322 |
| Dirk: Admire fancy santa. | 322 |
| AH: Recap first year of Homestuck. | 322 |
| Dave: Combine fetus in a more symbolic manner. | 322 |