| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| END OF ACT 1. | 309 |
| Dave: Receive transfer from John. He has plenty. | 309 |
| ==> | 309 |
| Render the girl in a distracting manner. | 309 |
| ==> | 309 |
| ==> | 309 |
| Jade: Carve totem. | 309 |
| Dave: Look out window. | 309 |
| Be Roxy. | 309 |
| Sollux: Get back to adventurin'. | 309 |
| OH, BUT WHAT'S THIS? | 309 |
| Shades: Descend. | 309 |
| John: Examine oversized gift. | 309 |
| ==> | 309 |
| WV: Press green button on the Xbox. | 309 |
| John: Aggress. | 309 |
| ==> | 309 |
| ==> | 309 |
| Jack: Throw a knife down there to get the cookies boy | 309 |
| ==> | 309 |