| Jade: Captchalogue bass on card with the CD on the screen. |
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| Aradia: Go home. |
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| Dave: Exit your room, and go to mspaintadventures.com |
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| Sollux: Recruit team leader. |
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| AH: Retire to study. |
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| WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL. WHAT HAVE WE HERE? |
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| Moments earlier... |
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| ==> ==> |
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| AH: This is great! Something is in there. Take a peek into living room. |
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| ==> |
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| Roxy: Open to random page. |
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| John: Examine reverse side of hammer card in a jar and self portrait photo. |
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| stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop. |
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| John: Take cruxite to totem lathe. |
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| END OF ACT 1. |
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| Equius: Get up and jam. |
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| ==> |
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| Jane: Check out magazine. |
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| PM: Command John to ease your nerves. |
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| John: Go to front door. |
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