| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Be Dirk. | 321 |
| ==> | 321 |
| ==> | 321 |
| Examine room. | 321 |
| Dirk: Check out bed. | 321 |
| ==> | 321 |
| ==> | 321 |
| Years in the kitchen. | 321 |
| John: Acquire hammer and pogo ride. | 321 |
| ====> | 321 |
| Aradia: Skip to the story jackass. | 321 |
| Retrieve arms from... | 321 |
| Heir: Level up. | 321 |
| Dirk: Admire fancy santa. | 321 |
| AH: Recap first year of Homestuck. | 321 |
| Aradia: Begin session. | 321 |
| Jade: Captchalogue bass on card with the CD on the screen. | 321 |
| GO BACK TO OUR STORY. | 321 |
| IT WILL ONLY BE A DIFFERENT MALE. | 321 |
| Jade: Explore the other girl. | 321 |