| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| John: Read note. | 310 |
| John: Run to your room! | 310 |
| ==> | 310 |
| ======> | 310 |
| Great! I would like you to get a god damn new sword. | 310 |
| John: Make your way to the local amphibious fauna. | 310 |
| GODDESS OF MANGA: BOW DOWN. | 310 |
| ==> | 310 |
| ==> | 310 |
| ==> | 310 |
| THAT'S THE END OF ACT 1 | 310 |
| John: Take car. | 310 |
| Karkat: Answer troll. | 310 |
| ==> | 310 |
| ==> | 310 |
| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU WIMP | 309 |
| AH: That sounds like a flagellum and puke on your bed. | 309 |
| John: Get trolled by GA. | 309 |
| Dave: Combine fetus in a long discarded memory... | 309 |
| ==> | 309 |