| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| You must eliminate the archagent. | 328 |
| ==> | 328 |
| John: Get trolled by AT. | 328 |
| ==> | 328 |
| ====> | 328 |
| Dave: Be the other girl. | 328 |
| Jack: Make it fit. | 328 |
| John: Go to computer. | 328 |
| WV: Sacrifice your MAYORAL SASH for more ammo. | 328 |
| Dave: Take the discs. | 328 |
| John: First, be the other asshole. | 328 |
| Dirk: Admire fancy santa. | 328 |
| GO BACK TO OUR STORY. | 328 |
| John: Pick up car. | 328 |
| ==> | 328 |
| Jaspersprite: Say hi to cat. | 328 |
| ==> | 328 |
| Rose: Go to computer. | 328 |
| ======> | 328 |
| ==> | 328 |