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| MY TRUE PASSION. IS TELLING STORIES. |
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| Dave: Wake up and commence the adventurin'. |
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| And pages and pages and pages and pages and pages. |
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| Jade: Combine rifle, iron lass suit and Wise Guy book. |
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| Jade: Organize Dave's puppets. |
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| Rose: Wear the scarf. Ride the ogre. |
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| Page: Retrieve arms. |
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| Great! I would like you to get a beverage. |
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| Jack: Use knife to snag one of those characters. Time to move on. |
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| Meanwhile, in a distracting manner. |
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| YOU THERE. RED AND BLUE EYE BOY. |
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| PM?: Grab the Eldritch Princess. |
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| Elsewhere... |
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| WV: Wave about in a jar and Mr. T puppet. |
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| SERIOUSLY. CAN I GET DUNKED AS FUCK. |
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| John: Check contents of wallet. |
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| END OF ACT 1. |
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| Dave: Read the letter. |
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