| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| ==> | 278 |
| Years in the present... | 278 |
| ==> | 278 |
| ==> | 278 |
| ==> | 278 |
| Dave: Combine Gamebro Magazine card. | 278 |
| Jade: Go explore the house. | 278 |
| WV: Attach your trusty knife. | 278 |
| Jade: Captchalogue the unplugged powercord. | 278 |
| John: Return to room. | 278 |
| ==> | 278 |
| JOHN, I APOLOGIZE IN A DISTRACTING MANNER. | 278 |
| ==> | 278 |
| John: Zoom in. | 278 |
| YOU KISS THAT GIRL YOU PIPSQUEAK | 278 |
| ==> | 278 |
| END OF ACT 1. | 278 |
| ==> ==> | 278 |
| PM?: Grab the soiled toilet. | 278 |
| ==> | 278 |