| Dave: Put a punched Gamebro Magazine card. |
490 |
| WV: Be the troll girl. |
490 |
| Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust. |
490 |
| Dave: Go get your sword. |
490 |
| Jade: Press the triangle pattern. |
490 |
| Rose: Look around for clues. |
489 |
| DD: Proceed to time capsule. |
489 |
| John: Ascend to the facility. |
489 |
| John: Reunite with your weak pathetic digits. |
488 |
| Great! I would like you to carve spook schema in pumpkin. |
487 |
| WV: Try to connect! |
487 |
| Dave: Stop being invisible. |
485 |
| AH: This is stupid. Stop being the other girl. |
485 |
| Terezi: Deal with AG. |
485 |
| Dirk: Captchalogue Hella Jeff has a sweet update. |
485 |
| Rose: Hop over counter, landing in a jar and self portrait photo. |
484 |
| Roxy: Skip to the kitchen back door. |
484 |
| Rose: Writhe like a flagellum and puke on your laptop from the rain. |
484 |
| Dave: Insert disc three. |
483 |
| BOY I SAID GET YER ASS UP AND ALCHEMIZE STUFF GO GO GO. |
483 |