| Vriska: Check out DVD. |
502 |
| DD: Proceed to time capsule. |
502 |
| Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust. |
502 |
| WV: Try to connect! |
502 |
| John: Reunite with your weak pathetic digits. |
502 |
| Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust. |
501 |
| Dave: Go get your sword. |
501 |
| Dave: Use a punched card in a rational, diplomatic manner. |
501 |
| Rose: Look around for clues. |
500 |
| JOHN, I APOLOGIZE IN A DISTRACTING MANNER. |
499 |
| Terezi: Deal with AG. |
498 |
| Rose: Writhe like a flagellum and puke on your laptop from the rain. |
498 |
| Dave: Stop being invisible. |
497 |
| Jade: Press the triangle pattern. |
497 |
| Rose: Drop something heavy on one of those characters. Time to move on. |
496 |
| John: Pick up sledgehammer. |
496 |
| BOY I SAID GET YER ASS UP AND ALCHEMIZE STUFF GO GO GO. |
496 |
| AH: This is stupid. Stop being the other girl. |
495 |
| Dave: Insert disc three. |
495 |
| Dave: Insert disc 2. |
495 |