| Rose: Look around for clues. |
457 |
| Dave: Put a punched Gamebro Magazine card. |
457 |
| John: Ascend to the facility. |
457 |
| DD: Proceed to time capsule. |
456 |
| Jade: Press the triangle pattern. |
456 |
| Roxy: Skip to the kitchen back door. |
455 |
| Vriska: Check out DVD. |
455 |
| AH: This is stupid. Stop being the other girl. |
455 |
| Terezi: Deal with AG. |
455 |
| WV: Use glowing green rock to open can with your own crisis. |
454 |
| Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust. |
454 |
| Dave: Insert disc three. |
453 |
| Dirk: Captchalogue Hella Jeff has a sweet update. |
453 |
| Feferi: Proceed to crypt. |
453 |
| WV: Be the other asshole. |
452 |
| WV: Try to connect! |
452 |
| Rose: Hop over counter, landing in a jar and self portrait photo. |
452 |
| ENOUGH STRANGE POETRY FROM THE RED TEXT. |
452 |
| Dave: Stop being invisible. |
450 |
| So many years ago, entrenched in the future, but not many... |
450 |