| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| MY MASTERPIECE! | 271 |
| Jack: Send him home. | 271 |
| MALE: GO OUTSIDE. | 271 |
| ==> | 271 |
| ==> | 271 |
| ==> | 271 |
| ==> | 271 |
| Vriska: Make Pupa have happy thoughts. | 271 |
| Dave: Use a punched card in a long discarded memory... | 271 |
| ==> | 271 |
| Jade: Pester John. | 271 |
| ==> | 271 |
| ======> | 271 |
| ======> | 271 |
| John: Examine reverse side of hammer card in a 1980's time-lapse montage. | 271 |
| Terezi: Confer with network administrator. | 271 |
| Dave: Be the mayor. | 271 |
| Vriska: Check on Roxy. | 271 |
| Rose: Grab the soiled toilet. | 271 |
| Roxy: Wail like an imbecile and shit on your turntable. | 271 |