| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Rose: Hurry up to the attractive female. | 338 |
| BUT THEN. | 338 |
| Sollux: Deal with AG. | 338 |
| John: Examine father's desk. | 338 |
| Dave: Captchalogue CHERRY BOMBS. | 338 |
| Jake: Examine package. | 338 |
| Jake: Get silly old adventure off to the chase and play card games immediately. | 338 |
| Dave: Combine puppet tux + Midnight Crew poster. | 338 |
| ==> | 338 |
| DD: Proceed to Quest Bed. | 338 |
| WV: Turn on the screen. | 338 |
| ==> | 338 |
| ==> | 338 |
| ======> | 338 |
| Jane: Examine door. | 338 |
| Months in the future... | 338 |
| Jane: Prepare to leave the house. | 338 |
| Jane: Level up. | 338 |
| ==> | 338 |
| ======> | 338 |