| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| John: Return to surface. | 254 |
| ==> | 254 |
| OK, THAT'S ENOUGH ADMIRATION. BACK TO THE PARTY. | 254 |
| ==> | 254 |
| ==> | 254 |
| Jade: Realize you can as fast as you can as fast as you can. | 254 |
| AH: Begin typing. | 254 |
| Jade: Summon dog. | 254 |
| AH: Engage in highly indulgent self-insertion into story. | 254 |
| BUT I MUST ADMIT. | 254 |
| ==> | 254 |
| Sollux: Deal with AG. | 254 |
| AR?: Doff your hat in disgust. | 254 |
| Dave: Download a bunch of cool stuff. | 254 |
| Dave: Make another one. | 254 |
| ======> | 254 |
| ==> | 254 |
| ==> | 254 |
| AND AGAIN I WILL NEED YOU TO GET THEM | 254 |
| Roxy: Proceed to castle. | 254 |