| Dirk: Go through door. |
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| Dirk: Examine sleazy Dersite rag. |
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| ==> |
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| TA: Fix GA's computer. |
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| Jade: Say hello. |
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| You guide the Heir. Consult with friend on the sofa. |
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| ==> |
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| BOY, YOU'RE BEING VERY STUPID. |
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| Dave: Consult with friend on the Cruxtruder. |
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| John: Wake up and commence the adventurin'. |
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| ==> |
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| AH. SO NICE OF YOU TO GET THEM |
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| Rose: Answer Aradia. |
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| IGNORE THIS WOMAN'S ANTICS. |
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| Karkat: Leave your room. |
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| AH: Engage in highly indulgent self-insertion into story. |
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| Dave: Hide evidence in microwave. |
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| Dirk: Fuck it. |
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| ==> |
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