| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| John: Take dowels and sheets from bed and make haste to the meter stick. | 354 |
| INTERMISSION | 354 |
| Kanaya: Equip chainsaw. | 354 |
| Vriska: Meddle with moirail. | 354 |
| John: Pick up car. | 354 |
| ALPHA MALE: CALL FOR BACKUP. | 354 |
| ==> | 354 |
| Jade: Squeal like a proboscis. | 354 |
| ==> | 354 |
| ==> | 354 |
| Jade: Proceed to Quest Bed. | 354 |
| ==> | 354 |
| Dave: Take legendary nap. | 354 |
| ==> | 354 |
| Terezi: Investigate. | 354 |
| ==> | 354 |
| DO AS THE PURPLE TEXT SAYS. TO THE STORY. | 354 |
| Sollux: Abort. | 354 |
| ==> | 354 |
| John: Open the Package. | 354 |