| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| ==> | 312 |
| Jane: Proceed to second gate. | 312 |
| ==> | 312 |
| ==> | 312 |
| Karkat: Get some programming done. | 312 |
| PM: Scamper quickly to the chase and begin LARPing immediately. | 312 |
| Rose: Try to appearify the cable again. | 312 |
| DD: Proceed to gate. | 312 |
| ==> | 312 |
| ==> | 312 |
| ==> ==> | 312 |
| John: Deploy... huh? | 312 |
| John: Be the huge bitch. | 312 |
| Aradia: Skip to the local amphibious fauna. | 312 |
| John: Ascend to the second gate. | 312 |
| Terezi: Call a minion. | 312 |
| ==> | 312 |
| John: 8e cre8tive. | 312 |
| THAT'S THE END OF ACT 1 | 312 |
| ==> | 312 |