| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Rose: Resist urge to play Bro's Xbox. | 345 |
| ==> | 345 |
| Oh my god. | 345 |
| Dave: Be the huge bitch. | 345 |
| John: Retreat upstairs! | 345 |
| ==> | 345 |
| Stop being the other asshole. | 345 |
| IT SEEMS THE ALPHA MALE IS ACCOSTED BY A PACK OF WILD FOES. | 345 |
| Equius: Deliver present. | 345 |
| ==> | 345 |
| Terezi: Investigate. | 345 |
| ==> | 344 |
| Sollux: Abort. | 344 |
| WITH EACH GOD TIER HE CLIMBED. | 344 |
| ==> | 344 |
| ==> | 344 |
| Jack: Quick, be the pony. Second, trample Mom. | 344 |
| FINE. JOHN. RETURN TO YOUR FRIEND UNIT. | 344 |
| YES I WILL NEED YOU TO ADDRESS THIS DANGER. | 344 |
| John: 8e cre8tive. | 344 |