| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| NOW JOHN. RESPOND TO YOUR QUARTERS. | 357 |
| ==> | 357 |
| Dave: Look at the piece of shit. | 357 |
| ==> | 357 |
| WV: Press green button on the Xbox. | 357 |
| ==> | 357 |
| Jack: Be the huge bitch. | 357 |
| Homestuck | 357 |
| Vriska: Check on Sollux. | 356 |
| ======> | 356 |
| Jade: Captchalogue bass on card with Dutton ghost image. | 356 |
| ==> | 356 |
| ==> ==> | 356 |
| ==> | 356 |
| ==> | 356 |
| Roxy: Appearify. | 356 |
| Eridan: Do something less boring. | 356 |
| John: Go to computer. | 356 |
| Dave: Go back in time and look for Bro's beta. | 356 |
| Dave: Go online and view sites indicative of your own pee for the mailman. | 356 |