| DD: Proceed to gate. |
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| Kanaya: Troll the Dave human. |
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| John: Go to the window! |
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| DD: Report. |
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| John: Switch back to adventurin'. |
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| THANK YOU FOR SUBSCRIBING TO MY STORY. |
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| Terezi: Prepare to tidy up. |
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| John: Reunite with your weak pathetic digits. |
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| John: Abscond. |
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| Jack: Send him home. |
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| WHY DON'T YOU DO NOT SAY NO TO COOKIES. I COMMAND YOU TO ADDRESS THIS DANGER. |
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| FINE. JOHN. RETURN TO YOUR FRIEND UNIT. |
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| Dave: Be the puppet. |
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| I selected all those kids. Now what? |
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| Gamzee: Captchalogue bottle of vodka. |
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| ACT 3 |
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